Humorous Veg ( as in 'The Truth' )

Was shopping in ASDA today ( Still no GP, they must have had a falling
out with Transworld! ).

Found a spud that was the image of one of those pottery fertility
goddesses. ( You know, plump, big bust, big bum. )

I'm pretty sure was only a spud and not pottery, but I shall be more
than a little miffed if I spot something about it in next weeks local
paper!