Doesn't half make you switch from teletext to picture! :-))
Actually, it's not as bad as it sounds. I was watching Springwatch with Kate and Bill Oddie. They have two Blue Tit nests. Bill collared one saying 'These are my tits'. He then admitted that this lead to an obvious line and made poor Kate say it! :-)
BTW, dunno if anyone else saw it but there was a wonderful bit showing a hedgehog looking for a lady friend. And yes, Bill did use the 'How does a hedgehog make love?' gag!